Do you ever have those days where you feel like your life is a bad sitcom that somehow keeps airing and people didn't realize was even in existence any longer?
After my morning, that's exactly where I feel like I'm at.
5 am: I woke up to the dogs eating the carpet (which was just replaced 2 weeks ago) and now must be redone
5:25am: My soon to be ex husband calling about Thanksgiving plans
6:30am: My 5 year old peed the bed
7:15am: My boss' dad is going to the ER for a kidney infection and now I have to go into work unexpectedly, so I end up blowing off one of my best friends at her volunteer event
9:30am: I am ironically getting stuck behind her husband in traffic on the way in
10am: Reeceive pictures of another besties infected incision from her recent procedure to have her tubes tied
1:30pm: My blogging begins, not only for my own sanity and your entertainment but also on the hopes of having documented these events so that I don't become the bat shit crazy lady at the nursing home with my off the wall recollections and stories. And let's face it, there is a large chance that I will not have the mental capacity to remember this looney tune, amazing life by the end of it.
So here is my daily life, for your reading pleasure...
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